Ah, phone calls. I should document the various types of
phone call I receive and make.
This one person called me several times last week. I
returned the call numerous times to find a busy signal. Finally, I reached the
caller. I said, “Hello, this is Fr. John and I’m returning your call.” The
reply was, “Who are you and what do you want?” I restated that I am Fr. John
and that I was returning the call. “Why are you calling me? I don’t know you?,”
was the reply. “I am calling you because you called me,” I said. “No, I
didn’t,” was the reply. “I am Fr. John and I work at the church.” “O.K.
Goodbye,” was the reply.
Five minutes later, when I’m meeting with a different
person, the phone rings off the hook because that person is calling me back.
Or, there is always a call, which I return, but there is no
answer at the other end. So, I hang up and the person calls me back right away.
What gives? They weren’t there a minute ago.
On average, it takes about four phone conversations before I
can really figure out what the caller wants. I ask many questions to help tease
it out, but it is a lot of patient work.
It is often an ordeal to find out the caller’s name. It is
something simple that I would like to know, but I often can’t get it out of the
person.
Then there are the people who say, “Hello.” So, I say,
“Hello.” And then they say hello, to which I respond “hello.” Then they say,
“Good morning,” and I say “Good morning,” and then we are back to the “hellos.”
Progressing from conversational basics is not easy. It is not uncommon for us
to say “hello” or “good morning” apiece for a dozen times before I ask them if
they know any other English words. Why is it so difficult to move forward?
I could go on and on about the multi-directions of the
conversations. One must be very patient and a skillful puzzle solver to make
headway most times. One day, I will have someone call me and say, “Good
morning, Fr. John. This is so-and-so and I would like to speak with you about
this topic. Is this a good time to talk?” Oh, that will be sweet.
And then there are text messages.
For a place that is often behind on projects, I am impressed
by the rapidity by which the Seventh Circle has been transformed from a rotary
into a square with traffic lights. It appeared in last Thursday’s Jordan Times
and it was virtually complete by Monday. Everyone’s eyes popped with the speed
of the work.
Corncobs bombarded me as I was driving home from an
appointment the other day. A pickup truck with loosely collected vegetable
pallets lost its freight as his high speed of travel sent his products aloft. I
spotted the shaky packaging and stayed clear of it as best I could but those
corncobs bounced more than I thought they could.
I saw my first funeral procession earlier in the day.
Traffic was backed up and cars were honking their horns just like any other
day, but I saw a hearse with three cars travelling in caravan behind it at a
respectful speed. Everyone was so frustrated with the pace that they rushed by.
I just followed behind in order to pay respects for the dead.
Weeks earlier I was wondering where the Christian cemeteries
may be. Upon checking, I’m told two cemeteries exist in East Amman. It would be
interesting to visit.
This is the time of year I like to pull out two books:
Howard Fast “April Morning” and Johnny Tremain. It gets me in the right mood
for Patriots’ Day.
Yesterday I travelled to Umm Qais, the site of the Gadarene
(Gerasene) demoniac in the Decapolis. It is a beautiful spot and I visited last
May. I wanted to see the north with its beautiful green grass. It was lovely
and it felt so peaceful. The day did not disappoint.
The place is located near the Sea of Galilee where Israel,
Jordan, and Syria meet. It provides much room for biblical imaginings. Without
a doubt, we know that Jesus would have been familiar with this area of the
world. I can ponder him taking in the beauty of the land.
It turns out that most of the soil in Jordan is very
fertile, but there is not enough rainfall or irrigation to make the land
useful. It is quite a shame. I still hold much hope for Jordan’s progress, but
being the fourth poorest nation in its water resources mitigates against making
the land viable. I would love to see the climate changed by planting many more
trees and bushes that would have an effect upon the rainfall.
Umm Qais was filled with field trips from Girls’ Schools
based in Amman. Many of these girls introduced themselves to me and had some
conversation as best they could. They were so happy. It was a delightful
experience. They had a great time exploring the area and being with one
another.
On the journey north, I saw a small village outside Irbid
that had at least 18 houses painted in purple. Another dozen were painted in
pastel pink. The village looked so colorful in contrast the Amman’s monochromatic
pattern. If only more places could do this, the place would look cheerful and
happy.
My GPS took me onto some roads that just end.
In Jordan, there is always another way around.